Dave Talkin To Jade…
(Sh*t was funny… just felt like reading it…)
i hope that every male character you have ever loved is played by Lucy Liu
okay I spent way too much time making this shitty graphic
but it made me happy
salted caramel chocolate ganache tarts with cookie crust
Mason, this kind of crust.
you should be baking this for me right now kthx
I mainly shave because not doing so overshadows what I want people to focus on. I actually like the look of hairy pits, on myself and others. I don’t request that anyone else find them attractive. Heck, you can even find them personally gross. But when I’ve spent eight hours sewing a dress and that’s all you can comment on? Problems. Seriously, just keep those comments to yourself. Sometimes I shave, and sometimes I don’t, and both states are fine, and could you please talk about my awesome dress and fantastic hair instead.
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The next time I see my friends’ kids I’m going to have to stop myself poking at their jaws and saying “Did you know you are FULL OF TEETH?”
so what happens to the holes once the adult teeth come out?
is that where spiders come from?
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Picture of a child’s skull, with the permanent teeth shown above/below the baby teeth.A child before losing their baby teeth.
I am never going near children again
This is amazing. Children are 90% teeth.
The next time I see my friends’ kids I’m going to have to stop myself poking at their jaws and saying “Did you know you are FULL OF TEETH?”
(Source: jpegirl)
It’s difficult to argue with that stunning use of logic.
Batman 385
Jason Todd…
What….
Okay Jason,
Okay
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[“Catature Laboratories” Chell as an orange kitten, GlaDOS as a black and white kitten hanging upside down tangled in red string]
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by *GryphElyse.
Oh no.
i was going to modify a glados quote to be more appropriate as spoken by a catbut let’s be honest they’re all already super appropriate as spoken by a cat](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42ua2bNvL1qdfzjzo1_1280.jpg)
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[“Catature Laboratories” Chell as an orange kitten, GlaDOS as a black and white kitten hanging upside down tangled in red string]
by *GryphElyse.
Oh no.
i was going to modify a glados quote to be more appropriate as spoken by a catbut let’s be honest they’re all already super appropriate as spoken by a cat
